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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show delivers a dynamic mix of humor, heartfelt moments, and community engagement in its episode 'Eye Mites.' The show opens with a sponsor plug for Standard Heating and Air Conditioning, setting the tone for practical advice on early AC maintenance, while host Josh shares a deeply personal and often absurd story about cleaning out his late parents' hoarder-filled home—highlighting the emotional toll, physical strain, and bizarre discoveries like mice nests and hundreds of unused cleaning supplies. The episode weaves through a series of wild news stories, from a Chinese company developing voice-activated in-car toilets to a man arrested for returning Lego sets filled with pasta, and a Florida woman jailed over a dog-related arson. Sports segments focus on the Timberwolves' playoff struggles without Anthony Edwards, the Wild’s dominant NHL win, and the emotional tribute to former MLB star Garrett Anderson. The middle portion features lighthearted banter, a charity pickleball tournament promotion, and imaginative discussions about selling one’s soul for everything from perfect sleep to teleportation. The episode closes on a high note with a heartfelt yard glow-up giveaway, announcing Kayla from Blaine as the winner of 2,000 sq ft of sod and professional installation, while the other finalists receive discounts—capping off the show with community spirit and humor.
Plan ahead for AC maintenance by booking a tune-up with Standard Heating & Air Conditioning before May 25th to save $45 (or $90 with furnace service).
Cleaning out a hoarder’s home is emotionally and physically draining—seek professional help and be patient with sentimental family members.
In-car toilets with fans and heaters are being developed in China, though they raise hygiene and safety concerns.
Anthony Edwards’ injury significantly weakens the Timberwolves’ playoff chances, highlighting the team’s reliance on star players.
The Wild’s dominant Game 1 win over the Stars was powered by strong goaltending and a six-goal offensive explosion.
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Hoarding Horror: Cleaning Out a Parent's House
“The amount of useless garbage that they owned? It's killing me, Cubby! Oh, I know. It's killing me!”
The Rise of the In-Car Toilet and Other Absurd Inventions
“The heater, they say, will evaporate the squeege. It will burn away the pee so you don't have to empty it out on your uncle's driveway.”
Wild News: Lego Scams, Firebombing, and Car Chaos
“She said, I am a rally car driver and a bitch. Oh no! You get in here with your life, she said.”
Tornado Damage, Storm Chasers, and the Need for Caution
The show covers a tornado outbreak in southeast Minnesota and western Wisconsin, with widespread damage but few injuries. Experts warn homeowners to be cautious of unverified storm repair offers and to verify contractors before hiring.
Wild Dominate Stars in Game 1
“They stomped a mud hole, and then they went ahead and walked it dry.”
“She said, I am a rally car driver and a bitch. Oh no! You get in here with your life, she said.”
“Anthony Edwards is not healthy. He doesn't look healthy. And this team relies on him a lot. So that's a problem.”
“The heater, they say, will evaporate the squeege. It will burn away the pee so you don't have to empty it out on your uncle's driveway.”
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Josh
person
Dana
person
Randy Shaver
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Ashley
person
Brad Reiter
person
A&L Sod
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Standard Heating and Air Conditioning
organization
Anthony Edwards
person
Brock Lesnar
person
Randy Shaver Cancer Research Fund
organization
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