Chainsaw-Ass Raw

The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show delivers a high-energy, comedic deep dive into sports, pop culture, and absurd real-life stories, kicking off with a playful segment on AC tune-ups and teasing the arrival of guest The Miz, co-host of the rebooted Amazon Prime series American Gladiators. The hosts—Dana, Josh, Cubby, and later Nick and Ashley—blend nostalgia with current events, reminiscing about the original 80s Gladiators and the controversial documentary 'Muscles and Mayhem' that exposed the lack of pay for athletes. They spotlight the intense world of pickleball through a hilarious anecdote from Randy Shaver’s fundraiser, complete with shirtless players and near-divorces, while also covering bizarre 'stupid news' like a man arrested for drunk driving to eat a burger and another who assaulted a Subway worker over a stale sandwich. The episode pivots to NBA playoff drama, celebrating the Minnesota Timberwolves’ Game 4 win and Jaden McDaniels’ bold final-second layup that sparked a brawl with Nikola Jokic—only to be followed by devastating news of injuries to DiVincenzo and Edwards. A surreal locker room prank involving Jokic’s missing underwear adds levity, while NHL coverage highlights Marcus Foligno’s emotional goal and the Pigs’ overtime victory. The show closes with a lighthearted debate on psychics, mentalists, and social media sleight-of-hand, reinforcing skepticism while embracing the fun of the unknown. Throughout, the hosts maintain their signature banter and absurd humor, all while promoting local services like Standard Heating and Air Conditioning with timely discounts.