EP. 116 Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
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Two Guys 1 Screen’s review of *Star Wars: A New Hope* (1977) is less a film analysis and more a chaotic, self-aware comedy roast that weaponizes absurdity to dissect one of cinema’s most sacred texts. The hosts, Nick and Mike, open with a surreal, stream-of-consciousness monologue that includes random sexual innuendos, absurd non-sequiturs, and mock-outrage over minor technical flaws—like the Blu-ray not working or the lack of a proper 'Force Awakens' voice credit for Alec Guinness. They treat the film not as a cultural milestone but as a bizarre, outdated artifact, mocking everything from the casting of Peter Cushing as a 'literal legend' to the idea that Obi-Wan Kenobi could be a 'daddy' figure to Luke. The review spirals into a relentless barrage of jokes about the characters’ sexuality, racial dynamics (with a bizarre tangent about Luke’s 'black dad'), and the film’s perceived lack of modern relevance. Despite the mockery, they acknowledge the movie’s revolutionary impact in 1977—especially the special effects and John Williams’ score—while conceding that it’s now 'mid' compared to later entries. The episode ends with a self-aware admission: they’re not fans anymore, but they did it anyway, giving the film a lukewarm 3.5/5. The real star? The podcast’s own chaotic energy, which turns a classic into a surreal, meme-laden parody. The most striking takeaway isn’t about Star Wars—it’s about how the hosts use humor to process cultural fatigue.
Star Wars A New Hope is now viewed as 'mid' and 'oversaturated' by the hosts, despite its revolutionary impact in 1977.
The podcast uses absurd, NSFW humor as a tool to deconstruct cultural reverence, turning the film into a surreal comedy roast.
John Williams’ score is praised as the 'best part of Star Wars'—a rare moment of genuine respect in an otherwise chaotic episode.
The hosts admit they’re no longer fans of Star Wars, calling it 'disingenuous' to review it now, but do it anyway for the 'ritual' of it.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is jokingly framed as a 'daddy' figure to Luke, with the hosts mocking the father-son dynamic as absurd and incestuous.
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Opening Chaos & Self-Aware Absurdity
The episode begins with a surreal, stream-of-consciousness monologue filled with sexual innuendos, random insults, and meta-commentary on the podcast’s own dysfunction, setting the tone for a chaotic, self-aware review.
Cast Roast & Character Satire
The hosts mock the cast with absurd, often NSFW jokes—calling Peter Cushing a 'literal legend' and joking about Harrison Ford being 'Red Hulk'—while reducing iconic roles to sexualized punchlines.
Star Wars as Cultural Saturation
The hosts express disillusionment with Star Wars, calling it 'oversaturated' and 'mid,' and admit they no longer care about the franchise despite its historical significance.
The Force, Religion, and Incest Jokes
The Force is mocked as a 'dumb-ass religion,' and the father-son dynamic between Luke and Vader is twisted into a sexualized, incestuous fantasy, with jokes about 'sucking on the Gonk droid.'
Music & Legacy Acknowledgment
“Is it weird to say I want to get fucking double-fisted by John Williams? No, it's not weird.”
“about Star Wars anymore. But we did it. We did it.”
“My dad's black. Why is he respected? What's going on with that?”
“The Force is a lot more powerful than the Death Star.”
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nick
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mike
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george lucas
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harrison ford
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john williams
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mark hamill
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carrie fisher
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peter cushing
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anthony daniels
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kenny baker
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